Christians buy 'em
Mormons love 'em
They suck
They don't like gays
Wanna hide 'em away
They suck

Love an embryo
Hate a homo
They suck
Their ideal woman
Is indoors cookin'
They suck

Liberals need to take responsibility
They can't run and hide
Pissed us off so we voted for Republicans
A form of suicide

They hate erections
And steal elections
They suck
They drill for oil
In land unspoiled
They suck

They suck like crazy
But not in a good way
They suck

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